《念诗之王》是由bilibili的UP主小可儿创作，以赵本山为素材的一首鬼畜调教歌曲，原曲为疯猴PME所制作的原创曲目。该歌曲于2018年2月11日在哔哩哔哩平台发布，并在2018年12月6日以单曲的形式发布，迅速走红网络。
歌词
You are da man, da gang, Make up dress up ass we can
人是衣，马是鞍，一看长相二看穿
Day you ponger night you drool, day you ponder night you drool
白天想，夜里哭
Fuckin dreamin like a fool, your life faded，virus updated
做梦都想去首都，俩脚离地了,病毒就关闭了
And then you are wasted, goooooooooooo
啥都上不去了，嚎，嗷~
Open and reform policy, policy, nage policy，policy, nage policy
改革春风吹满地，吹满地，春风吹满地
Chinese people so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi
中国人民真争气，真争气，人民真争气
Oh the world just break new ground, cat and mouse frickin hang around
这个世界太疯狂，耗子都给猫当伴娘
Cat so long, mouse so strong，Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
齐德隆，齐东强,齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵
I remember snowing in the year 2003，that shitty shitty snow came later than it should be
记得那是2003年的第一场雪，第一场雪，比2002年来的稍晚了一些，稍晚了一些
Get by, stand by, hereby, thereby; goodbye
抓牌看牌，洗牌码牌，失败
You know why I said goodbye ma.that's why you have a such a fuck life
知道因为啥失败吗。真让我替你感到悲哀
No more bill, no more pill, sit there and ready to chill
不打针，不吃药，坐着就是跟你唠
Upon conversation get your get your life real，here we go the primal therapy
用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗，现在请听第一个话题
How you should care a piggy, STFU, harvest from the mud, rid get we the flood
母猪的产后护理，拿错书了，粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑
In we win the hard luck, in we fight the cold blood, outside getting darker
百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导，国外比较乱遭
Everyday they slaughter, when you see it higher, we are truly better
成天勾心斗角，纵观世界风云，风景这边更好
Motherfuckin hearty, Motherfuckin lovey
火辣辣的心呐，火辣辣的情
Motherfuckin chilly girly she is a sexy lady，Motherfuckin teacher fan why not have a party
火辣辣的小辣椒他透着心里红，火辣辣的范老师请你多批评
not as whole，he's an asshole
精辟啥，那是屁精
Open and reform policy, policy, nage policy，policy, nage policy
改革春风吹满地，吹满地，春风吹满地
Chinese people so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi
中国人民真争气，真争气，人民真争气
Oh the world just break new ground, cat and mouse frickin hang around
这个世界太疯狂，耗子都给猫当伴娘
Cat so long, mouse so strong，Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
齐德隆，齐东强, 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵
I care you, dare you, bare you, not only I fear you, and your mamamiya
我在意你，含糊你，伺候你，我不光怕你，关键现在我怕你妈呀
Drink up，eat up, shut up, just don't give up，Mua
喝水，闭嘴，揉腿，亲一口老鬼，Mua
Thank you TV, Thank you all the TV
感谢TV，感谢所有TV
Moonlight shines aground, window window frost around
床前明月光，玻璃玻璃好上霜
Play majeong, settle down, your bed is a battleground
打麻将，双人床十个木那叫念炕
Get a cocky lay an egg, I ain't freaking pull your leg
一只公鸡要下蛋，不是他的活他要干
No more bill, no more pill, sit there and ready to chill
不打针，不吃药，坐着就是跟你唠
Upon conversation get your get your life real，here we go the primal therapy
用谈话的方式治疗这叫话疗，现在请听第一个话题
How you should care a piggy, STFU, harvest from the mud, rid get we the flood
母猪的产后护理，拿错书了，粮食大丰收，洪水被赶跑
In we win the hard luck, in we fight the cold blood, outside getting darker
百姓安居乐业，齐夸党的领导，国外比较乱遭
Everyday they slaughter, when you see it higher, we are truly better，Cheers
成天勾心斗角，纵观世界风云，风景这边更好
发布播放
2018年2月11日，《念诗之王》在bilibili发布。
2018年12月6日，《念诗之王》以单曲的形式发布，并走红网络。
2023年1月11日，《念诗之王》播放量破亿。
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参考资料
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